BIG ASS Lump of Coal Brick of Soap

$8.95

Legend has it St. Nick used to reward misbehaving children with bundles of twigs, bags of salt, and strings of garlic. Considering these alternatives, a lump of fossil fuel doesn’t sound half bad.

Duke Cannon honors this tradition with his Big Ass Lump of Coal Soap – a premium soap formulated with activated charcoal and featuring the masculine scent of bergamot and black pepper. It’s the best way to clean up after mischief and shenanigans.

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Description

    • At 10 oz., this soap is 3x bigger and better smelling than traditional lumps of coal
    • A rich, masculine scent of bergamot and black pepper that smells nice, not naughty (same as our Accomplishment Bar)
    • According to Cindy in Accounting, this is a “super cute” gift for guys.
    • May encourage mischief and/or general tomfoolery
    • Made with activated charcoal for a deeper, and more trend-forward, clean
    • Made in the USA
    • A portion of proceeds benefits veteran and active duty military

    Size: 10 oz.